Still waiting for Harry’s fourth kid tbh
He will be named DOBBY HEDWIG
you have two jobs: kiss good, and don’t get my hair wet
SPEAKING OF WHICH I WAS EATING A DONUT TODAY AND IT CAME ALL OVER MY FINGERS and I was like ‘shh baby, just let go’.
A breakdown of Transformers according to me:
- Shia Labeouf screaming.
- Objectifying of women.
- The constant use of stereotypes of black people.
- Shia Labeouf screaming.
- Sexism.
- Horrible jokes.
- Horrible writing.
- Distasteful music.
- Shia Labeouf screaming.
- Bad characterization.
- Bad characters.
- I’ll stop here.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
The EARTH’S CORE!!! I’m always so cold…
!Fassbender!
Watched a movie last night in which !Fassbender! plays a guy whose become confused about the legal age to bone someone younger than you. The daughter of his girlfriend retaliates—when he quickly comes to the realization of “Ick!”— by peeing on his carpet of his home that he shares with his wife and child. Classy. On both fronts really. At this point I had forgiven !Fassbender! multiple times on the grounds of being a sexKnight and litterally charming the pants off me with his smile. It was awesome until my roommate got uncomfortable about me not having pants on. Prude.
Crazy underage girl than kidnaps his daughter for a couple of hours by convincing her they are going to get icecream (Pff Kids..) and eventually pushes her in a river. Awkward. She gets out and crazy underage girl takes her home. On her walk back, !Fassbender! catches up to her, chases her down and gives her a good back hand. Control.
Classic !Fassbender!. I think the moment I decided to ignore his main plot line and just stare at him, was when he caught a fish with his bare, massive, elegantly lined, metal bending hands… sigh.
